Dump him! Here's how
Read the article in the Metro News Canada!
Avoiding him and not returning his calls is a bad idea – it
triggers his chase instinct – which might be how you got
him in the first place.
Telling him your have met someone else, even if you have,
sets off his competitive nature – also a problem. If you
really want to dump him instead of just jerk him around to
satisfy your own sick ego, be clear, straightforward and
unequivocal – leave no room for doubt that you have
broken up. Which also means don’t have break up sex with
him.
It’s ok to lie about the reasons for the break up. Don’t say
the sex was bad or he will become obsessed with trying to
do better and you could end up having weeks of horrible
sex with someone you thought you already broke up with.
The best way to nicely dump a guy and make sure it sticks
is to make him think he dumped you. While you are
explaining why he is not happy and you are not right for
him and he could do so much better -- go out of your way
to look unattractive. Don’t shower, wear ill-fitting clothes.
Be annoying and obnoxious. If you are feeling creative and
especially giving, do something repulsive. If, after you pick
your nose and pretend to eat it, he still wants you, consider
a restraining order. Not only will you accomplish your goal,
you’ll send him home happy and with a great story about
his narrow escape to tell his friends.
Avoiding him and not returning his calls is a bad idea – it
triggers his chase instinct – which might be how you got
him in the first place.
Telling him your have met someone else, even if you have,
sets off his competitive nature – also a problem. If you
really want to dump him instead of just jerk him around to
satisfy your own sick ego, be clear, straightforward and
unequivocal – leave no room for doubt that you have
broken up. Which also means don’t have break up sex with
him.
It’s ok to lie about the reasons for the break up. Don’t say
the sex was bad or he will become obsessed with trying to
do better and you could end up having weeks of horrible
sex with someone you thought you already broke up with.
The best way to nicely dump a guy and make sure it sticks
is to make him think he dumped you. While you are
explaining why he is not happy and you are not right for
him and he could do so much better -- go out of your way
to look unattractive. Don’t shower, wear ill-fitting clothes.
Be annoying and obnoxious. If you are feeling creative and
especially giving, do something repulsive. If, after you pick
your nose and pretend to eat it, he still wants you, consider
a restraining order. Not only will you accomplish your goal,
you’ll send him home happy and with a great story about
his narrow escape to tell his friends.
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